The Buxtereide Prize

Author of The Horned Whale offers Unique Bonus Prize - 
THE BUXTEREIDE PRIZE will be awarded by the author to the first reader of The Horned Whale or An Morvil Kornek ebook who claims to have read the entire book from start to finish - 

In order to prove their claim the contestant will need to be able to answer a few simple questions on the book and display a reasonable knowledge of its contents - 
The prize will include: 
A handmade statuette of the leading character from the novel - 
personally crafted by the author-s own hands and signed in the clay - a limited edition of one - 
Signed publicity materials - 
Free copies of any future books by the author - 
A personal tour round the New Lynsmouth of the novel and its immediate environs - you will be personally taken on a journey to the unique and atmospheric real-life places that inspired the scenes in The Kramvil - 
The tour will conclude with a celebratory feast for the honoured prize-winner!
(The prize is international in nature and is open to anyone in the world - however - airfare cannot be provided nor hotel accommodation - bus-fare from Penzance will be refunded if valid tickets are shown at the prize-giving ceremony - 
Loss - injury or sudden death of contestants is their own fault - don-t try to sue my ass cause you-ll come off worst)
Literary journals of a genteel bourgeois or rabid revolutionary nature are welcome to review and critique the ouvre if such they seek - resonating cheek by jowl with the howling beaks of mediatized modernity and rattling jawbone exuberances - 
The Horned Whale  or An Morvil Kornek  by Jeremy Schanche  is available everywhere! 

Lesser Purple Spotted Caterpillar

plain notes furl the gypsy fiddle and the band joins sideways shifting and drifting over the Carpathian mountains.  Dark wells and billows of vapour brake the light into sharp-stalagmites of a thousand brittle   bloats, shadowing tracts of cataract.  Between the turfs scutter and scuttle cling, feathery shatter and thaw.

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Globe lume larva car pace rig but lo zen a saffron zombie is typical numinous phosphorous scope lope rope nasty on tropical fish on a stalagmite-sloth mole-herring gull-ship og carbon if thy tin ant wax-eater dew phone late

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A fogment.  A fig.  A paper fragment from a collage.  That’s all it is.

Just the flow of the ten thousand things.
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Great Purple Spotted Caterpillar

Though it seems so long ago, I have dreams - dreams to remember and remembrance runs wild to another planet - the start of a brilliant adventure.

The plaintive notes unfurl from the gypsy fiddle and the band joins in with a sideways metallic blues, shifting and drifting like the clouds over the Carpathian mountains.  Dark swells and billows of water-vapour brake the sunlight into shark-stalactites of a thousand brittle glinting hues.  Swelling cloud-mass furls and bloats, shadowing tracts of land and cataract-white rivers.  Between the turfs beetles scutter and scuttle, lichens cling, feathery hawks and eagles soar, ice starts to crack, shatter and thaw.

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Globule lumen larvae carapace dirigible halibut lozenge cachtas lycanthrope saffron zombie isthmus typical numinous phosphorous gyroscope interloper heliotrope dynasty vision tropical sunfish neon radiance stalagmite sloth-bear mole-rat herring-gull air-ship krogen carboniferous ichthyosaur igneous luminous gelatinous globular antelope sealing-wax ant-eater sundew xylophone coagulate

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A figment.  A fragment.  A paper fragment from a collage.  

Black Sabbath – Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

Sex Pistols – Anarchy in the U.K.

Taper Zukie – M.P.L.A.

David Bowie – The Battle for Britain (The Letter)

Mott The Hoople – Thunderbuck Ram

The Clash – White Riot

The Only Ones – Another Girl, Another Planet

Kleenex/LiLiPUT – Hitchhiker

I Jog and The Tracksuits – Red Box

David Bowie – Rebel Rebel

Scritti Politti – Skank Bloc Bologna E.P.

The Seeds – I Tell Myself

The Body Snatchers - Easy Life

Buzzcocks – Choices

Prince Buster -  Dreams to Remember

Leonard Cohen – Seems So Long Ago, Nancy

David Bowie – Brilliant Adventure

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Hachūrui Hatchling 爬虫類

REFLECTIONS ON THE KRAMVIL    爬虫類

Somehing’s going on between Jack Lane and Florence Place. It’s all over New Lynsmouth.  Some d’say Old Paul Hill’s not too happy about it, but I don’t know so much.  She's a good, steady woman, is Florence, even if she has got one too many of those modern ideas in her head, you can’t blame her for that.  And as for Jack, the lupine, Hackensack chicken-shack, why, he’s just off on his way now, up to Ting-a-Ling mine, with compass and plumb-line to measure the depths and check the straightness and curvature of line.  The fox in tweeds, he rustles his whiskers in laconic amusement. 

When Jack Lane chose a career in mine-surveying he was putting his love of science to practical use.  Some of his friends were more experimental in their approach to the scientific arts.  There was Paul Hill the younger, with his constant tinkering around with engines and mechanisms.  And then there was Gillpington – Elias Gillpington.  He seemed to study everything from ancient languages to flying machines.  As if this wasn’t bad enough, he fell in with that dubious relict, that self-appointed alchemist, Lazarus Taxon and got mixed up in all kinds of events of a nature both agglutinative and palpably eldritch. 

The aforementioned phenomena described and decried herein, herewith and heretofore, being mere ephemeral impressionist and half-forgotten phonograph rolls and box-camera daguerreotype images flapping briefly in eternity’s wink, we’ll say no more – what do you think?  

{The Chops of Moss reside within and characters they hide within, between the pages of a book – they wait for you to take a look – meanwhile they hang in empty space suspended in a distant place awaiting birth within the minds of readers of a hungry kind}

Here are some posters to print out: 

The Horned Whale or An Morvil Kornek can be found at all good ebook sites, in a format to fit any device...

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Sârbă ciobănească / Pastoral dance

ΑΠ' ΤΗΝ ΠΟΛΗ ΕΝΑΣ ΜΟΡΤΗΣ - 1931

ΤΟ ΜΠΑΓΛΑΜΑΔΑΚΙ ΣΠΑΣΕ

ΑΝΤΩΝΗΣ ΝΤΑΛΓΚΑΣ - 1932

ΜΕΣ' ΣΤΟΝ ΤΕΚΕ ΤΗΣ ΜΑΡΙΓΩΣ 

ΤΕΤΟΣ ΔΗΜΗΤΡΙΑΔΗΣ - 1935

ΟΙ ΣΦΟΥΓΓΑΡΑΔΕΣ  

ΓΙΩΡΓΟΣ ΜΠΑΤΗΣ, 
ΣΤΡΑΤΟΣ ΠΑΓΙΟΥΜΤΖΗΣ - 1935

ΘΑ ΧΑΘΩ ΜΙΚΡΗ ΜΟΥ  

ΓΙΩΡΓΟΣ ΚΑΒΟΥΡΑΣ, ΚΩΣΤΑΣ ΣΚΑΡΒΕΛΗΣ - 1939

ΔΕ ΘΕΛΩ ΤΟ ΚΑΚΟ ΣΟΥ ΟΙ ΒΑΛΙΤΣΕΣ 

ΑΝΝΑ ΧΡΥΣΑΦΗ

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爬虫類

An Morvil Kornek / The Horned Whale by Jeremy Schanche - available at all ebook distributors, in all formats!

An Morvil Kornek or The Horned Whale, by Jeremy Schanche, available now at all major ebook distributors, in all formats...
Plug in this electronic book and take a journey round the 'Shyre' - 
Come to Penwithershins and check out the Underground as Old Janner shows Pat Vulgata round the labyrinths of the mine in The Janetta Stone.
Dark New Lynsmouth has seen many tribulations, but none so great as that set forth in The Kramvil, a gothic novel of eldritch and extraordinary phenomena which unwinds its thread through the twisting alleys of the Old Quarter.  When the studious Elias Gillpington runs into the audacious scientist Lazarus Taxon, the wings of fate soon becloud the Keltek sky.  As the shadow falls upon New Lynsmouth, Elias sees a glint of light in the presence of the beautiful Miss Constance Place.  The story pulses and pullulates with life like a seething vat of yeast infested by furious clouds of flies and wasps on a sunny day, in an ancient lithograph of old Bombay.  Potent, frothy, well-charged and heady, this electric manuscript will give you the skittering jitters and chill your rattling trotters.
The collection of Poems will most likely sneak up on yous from downwind and lasso yous off to a land of golden sunshine, rustling leaves and phonographs furling out foxtrots 'fore rustling ya rational-mind and dry-gulching yous in Tuskaloosa or somewheres or some or other such place.
Next, for the word-hungry among ye, we have a couple of glossaries to teach the tongues of talking.  First be the Gerlyvryn Kernouac which explains some words of the ancient Cornish language which appear in the stories.  Then we have the International Glossary which covers words from overseas, ancient and modern, as well as some archaic forms of Sowsnek, or 'English'.  
For our closing act, we have Ghost-Hulk of a Phantom, a darkly comic portrait of a struggling writer - a halucinatory roulade of oceanic fervour - a splattering of adrenalin on a canvas of vast cabbage-fields.  
To cut a John Dory short and chase the choice cuts I gotta say that An Morvil Kornek or The Horned Whale is the kind of book the lack of which would crook and rook up your reading-life by an absence of the positive presence of its very special form of effervescence.  

There's 21 different ebook distributors selling The Horned Whale, including  Amazon, Apple (itunes), Baker and Taylor Blio, Baker-Taylor Axis 360, Barnes and Noble, Diesel, Flipkart, Gardners Extended Retail, Gardners Library, Inktera (formerly Page Foundry), Kobo, Library Direct, Odilo, OverDrive, Oyster, Scribd, Smashwords, Sony, Tolino, txtr, Yuzu, etc..  so there's a version out there to suit everyone.....  what follows are just a few of them - I'll put up the rest as they 'go live'...

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If you enjoy An Morvil Kornek or The Horned Whale, please print out some flyers, cut them up an pass them around - spread the words...  Also, please link to this page on your social sites...  

Why not go totally hog-wild and print out a poster for ya home or the twisting back-alleys of your juddering home-town, ya sprawling metropolis or ya muddy one-horse village-street?

Hope you like the stories!  And remember, you can't judge a rook by its plover.  Take it easy now, but take it!

Jeremy Schanche

Here are some books by, or about, friends and family:

My brother's book:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Arrow-Nick-Ingolf-Schanche-ebook/dp/B00CTN49S0

My uncle's books:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Thomas-Hudson/e/B00EWGFHB0/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0

A book about my two oldest friends:

https://www.fantasticfiction.com/b/lucy-m-boston/sea-egg.htm

A book by a distant cousin in USA about Eldridge Cleaver and the Black Panther Party:

http://www.abebooks.com/Panther-Paradox-Liberals-Dilemma-Schanche-Don/1299534495/bd

Some books by my primary school teacher...:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Owl-His-Birthday-Richard-Potts/dp/0718806123

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ghost-Mine-Richard-Potts-1998-05-15/dp/B01K9AHCVK/ref=sr_1_15?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1474059943&sr=1-15

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Boy-His-Bike-Puffin-Books/dp/0140310444/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1474060190&sr=1-3

... and his old pupil - my brainy mate:

http://www.sussex.ac.uk/profiles/19644/publications

A friend's book:

http://jungstudies.net/the-snake-in-the-clinic-psychotherapys-role-in-medicine-and-healing-by-guy-dargert/

Another friend's book:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Quinn-Life-Pieces-Poems-Places/dp/1505481058

My weird evil ancestor's book:

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/28513/28513-h/28513-h.htm

Distant cousins, there's a limited supply:

https://www.waterstones.com/booklist/260371/waterstones-booksellers-jo-nes

My friend the vegan poet:

http://www.philipelston.co.uk/

And here's a true story, one we should all read: 

http://www.georgemallinckrodt.com/getting_away_with_murder.htm

The actor:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingolf_Schanche

The Boy-Racer:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Schanche

The Geologist:

https://friendly-guides.uk/

My youtube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/user/floydyopz

My other blog:  

http://savetheholyheadland.blogspot.co.uk/2016/06/harold-hempstead-murder-witness-talks.html

Don't burn books - let them burn you...

http://yecaterpillar.blogspot.co.uk/2009/08/i-got-31-hunks-of-bread-on-my-plate.html

The Beginning.