Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Universal Transmission Valves

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Friday, October 26, 2012

MOTH CLUB BOILER WOES

Both Club Oilers Bow Out of Row. Wrath roilers woe at Bow. Furry-winged controversy blights East End club. Such hail the newsboys on bleak London streets. Thus flap the posters, and scraps of newsprint swirl down the side-roads, emanating information to the urban conurbation. Feathery tiled wings swoop down Baalbec Way, massing in penumbra of mythic maths, splash puddles of meths, the stuff of myths. Open-mouthed, the madding crowds fear the moths, mere metaphysical chimeras after all!



Blessed Wild Apple Girl:

Lick I Pipe:

http://www.youtube.com/user/floydyopz/

http://www.radiofreepenzance.blogspot.co.uk/


& the Hippies were Bold in their Thanks…