From Aphrodite to Zeus – it’s the paper you
can’t refuse – Fast & Bolbos, Bolbic, also papered- it’s The Caterpillar
Dub- The Shyre’s first Collage Magazine!
Forget Fleet Street, Forget Le Monde and The New York Times, and make
way for a REAL newspaper – The Caterpillar Dub- it’ll change the way you look
at news… No other paper even bothers to
report on what’s been going on in the rotting wharfside district of New
Lynsmouth. No other paper gives you the
latest bulletins on the goings on of Lazarus Taxon, Elias Gillpington and their
friends and associates. No other journal
dares to penetrate the murky maze of alleys and twisting, Minoan back-streets
that writhe their way up Kyvounder Hill, overlooking the Old Quarter, where the
shadow has started to fall. What other
paper will warn the people of the dread doom creeping towards their slumbering
lives?? What other paper will raise the
alarm, mobilize the populace and rid the
towne of the eldritch peril that broods and leers, biding and abiding, waiting
for the day; the day when- (no time to
continue – the shadow approaches – run – save yourselves – RUN)
Flying together on slumber’s winged horse, let
us visit the drowzy and dream-bedrenched seaboard towne of New Lynsmouth,
soaring over its beetling spires, spiraling chimneys, clambering cottages,
lurching gambrels, juddering porticoes, nettled by-ways and shadowy arches of a
foggy night, long ago, as lanthorns shimmered and fog-horns honked in
earnest. As we fly together, over the
slated, tiled and thatched roofs of the nocturnal port, why don’t we take the
opportunity to catch up on the activities of one of it’s most prominent scholars,
sinologists and proto-orniphopterists, why, none other than the aforementioned
Mr Elias Gillpington Esquire, &c.&c..
Thyngs have not stood still for
our protagonist during our absence from the seaboard of West Kirnowe, for even
now comes a shadow- and murmurs and whispers fill the air.
…As if for the hundredth time it
seemed, my ears did glean the clattering feet of the carapaced companion of my
nocturnal fog-bound wandering wayfaring ways.
By rotting wharves of eldritch and ancient buckling beams the galleons
moored, awash to the gunwales with spices and pots of squid-ink,
crabster-lobster hybrid thynges in baskets and barrels of salted starfish for ‘Pymbis
Pie’. Here strolled those scuttering
pendulous feet and here followed I, aghast and agog with amazement – to be
again on the trail of the Carapace – like a beetle blue he scuttled across the
tremulous flower-head that is New Lynsmouth.
His tour of the lurching and festering wharfs was taken at a leisurely pace
– he consulted a quadrant that he produced from under his maroon quilted coat –
he took bearings on the sun and the land and the celestial objects, bodies and Worldes. Picturing hieroglyphics in his mind’s
splendid inner eye, he described arcs and great ballistic perambulations with
the point of one of his many prehensile feelers. Prodding forth an exoskeletal hand, or sort of an appendage of sorts, he traced the trajectory of the great heavenly
globulations in their interstellar gyrations and oscillations. Like a dirigible sailing through a great antediluvian
cactus-forest he sailed and sallied forth, sails full of steam and boilers
straining at their halyards.
Mesmerically galvanized by the sheer wattage of his radiant moonglow
soul, I yielded as I always did, to the subtle influence of his presence, which
was like the gradual incursion of a yak-herd upon a grassy upland
pasturage. Αυτόχθωνός
– Autochthonous things did stir and wind beneath the rich native
soil. Vapors and spirits did whirl as
the multiple feet of the carapaced thing crept along. His glow radiant-warm and self-contained, his
culture emanating in waves like a wisdom-radio device. This
was the Caterpillar as I had come, fleetingly and in a will-o-the-whispish way,
to know him. As on other occasions, I
was not to be disappointed, as he whirled round and set those unfathomable and
barely meetable eyes of his on me. I
felt the ground seem to give way, as my mind was swept up in the powerful
luminous waves of his vast and buzzing consciousness again – and again that
dread leaden drowse that I fought in vain to fight ere wakefulness took winged
flight and I felt my waking-mind flee, flying free to realms buoyant and
unknown and most relishable and wonderful – and I was glad. And I flew
I knew not where. The smell of rain on
the dust filled the hot spring air, the drowzy air of afternoon. Like cattle lost in the pillars of an ancient
temple I wandered in my mind, through hills of purple heather and upland
hinterland dodder and furze, broom and burs.
Through ivy-clad ancient dripping woods I wandered whithershins with my
back to the sun and my face to the moon, stars in my eyes and the dust of a
million aeons smote my skittering feet.
The cultural-transmission began and the carapace clicked and clattered
in glee as the stream of mind-stuff was beamed into midstream and minds
streamed as one. Smiling on his acolyte,
I felt that he was pleased so far with my efforts to pass on his message of
lepidopteral fluttering moth-bliss, a thousand swarms of suchlike things as
this. Rivulets flew and flowed through
and into a luminous glowing golowji, a towering beacon of nautical, dry,
aquatic and spiritual knowledge, a flow of musical elements, an image-stream,
an ideation alight and lit from within by lambent and translucent quivering
foxglove dewdrops. Rolls, scrolls,
phonographic moles, dewlaps, specimens of various orders, cordata,
taxonomological oddities, quirks, freaks, frequent flumes, quercus robur,
plumes, enflorescenses, tribal-chants, masks, amusing anecdotes, stoat-skin
waistcoats, outbursts of furious imagination and amplitudes of utter gargling
bliss – nay, waves of the stuff, sheer waves of the stuff. --- Later, of course, events were less clear in
my mind, but the essential event had eventually unfolded and with it a new
chapter of carapaced culture unrolled upon a million crystal compound eyes.
Αυτόχθωνός - Springing up out
of the Earth - grasshopper songs – indigenous, preagricultural, preconscious – sparkling, rippling,
self-radiant, autochthonous, vivid and iridescent.
Jah Jah Bless the Dreadlocks – The Mighty
Diamonds
…too subtle for words,
something hovered over the vicarage lawn…
the smell of rain in dust brought the day to a standstill. An elm creaked. A hoverfly hung suspended as hours and
minutes melted. The preternatural
shimmering of a dragonfly’s wing wrung wonderful rivulets of iridescent glow in
glas golowji. In an insect’s eye a
thousand mirage-images hit the tiny brain simultaneous. Under the grass-blades, the real action is
happening. Lambent foliage rumbles as
sky-lark darkened spring night quakes awake at night be the old wood fire. Strains of a grasshopper klarino song billow
the echo of a beetle’s glistening carapace shell, krogonek surkot, as he dips
through his dog-trot door into the eye of
summer. Sheep stream across the
mountain, Tsamiko soars, reflecting mountain’s soul. Phonograph spins shimmering awareness, a
stream of song, a conscious swirl of reed-throated upland warbling. The golden thread of Melodia’s musing. Τσάμικο σόλο βέρσο Σωτήρης Σγούρος Sotiris Sgouros takes a solo in the Tsamiko.
Screes of the rock-wall kingdom echo to the sound, happy the nomads who jam in
the tent.
Clouds bilious accumulate towering and flimsy- blowing down the sky flits
a scrap of newspaper- whirling and curling overhead, riding the seaward breeze-
it’s The April issue of The Caterpillar Dub and it’s coming your way….. and
it’s blowing away down the street… a gust picks it up and into the sky it’s
whirled-
Rolling on over golden fields of grain- sky blue haze casually drifts
across-spotted mottled cloud shadow
today, rolling on the wind- blowing down
the day flies a scrap of paper- swirling and circling overhead, riding the
breeze- it’s The April issue of The Caterpillar and it’s coming your way…..
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