eLdRiTcH TaLeS oF uNsPeAkAbLe aLiEnAgE!!!

Forgive me, dear reader, for casting a ghastly and foul shadow across this bright and fair day.... for what I have to tell you today is not a thing of joy & light, but an unutterably vile and loathsome thing. A thing that wholesome folk such as your good selves should never have to endure the telling of, much less the thing itself... It all started when I motored down to the ancient seaboard of West Cornwall to visit an uncle of mine. What could do one more good than some fresh local sea-food and all the fresh air that New Lynsmouth could provide.....?

http://www.youtube.com/user/floydyopz

http://www.radiofreepenzance.blogspot.com/

http://www.sacred-texts.com/nec/index.htm

For God's Sake man!! Run! Run! While you've still got the chance!!!