Sunday, June 30, 2013

Meitheamh Bolb Macalla

From Aphrodite to Zeus – it’s the paper you can’t refuse – Fast & Bolbos, Bolbic, also papered- it’s The Caterpillar Dub- The Shyre’s first Collage Magazine!  Forget Fleet Street, Forget Le Monde and The New York Times, and make way for a REAL newspaper – The Caterpillar Dub- it’ll change the way you look at news…   No other paper even bothers to report on what’s been going on in the rotting wharfside district of New Lynsmouth.  No other paper gives you the latest bulletins on the goings on of Lazarus Taxon, Elias Gillpington and their friends and associates.  No other journal dares to penetrate the murky maze of alleys and twisting, Minoan back-streets that writhe their way up Kyvounder Hill, overlooking the Old Quarter, where the shadow has started to fall.  What other paper will warn the people of the dread doom creeping towards their slumbering lives??  What other paper will raise the alarm, mobilize the populace and rid the towne of the eldritch peril that broods and leers, biding and abiding, waiting for the day;  the day when- (no time to continue – the shadow approaches – run – save yourselves – RUN)



BOLB

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Elias Gillpington 12 BOLB

Flying together on slumber’s winged horse, let us visit the drowzy and dream-bedrenched seaboard towne of New Lynsmouth, soaring over its beetling spires, spiraling chimneys, clambering cottages, lurching gambrels, juddering porticoes, nettled by-ways and shadowy arches of a foggy night, long ago, as lanthorns shimmered and fog-horns honked in earnest.  As we fly together, over the slated, tiled and thatched roofs of the nocturnal port, why don’t we take the opportunity to catch up on the activities of one of it’s most prominent scholars, sinologists and proto-orniphopterists, why, none other than the aforementioned Mr Elias Gillpington Esquire, &c.&c..    Thyngs have not stood still for our protagonist during our absence from the seaboard of West Kirnowe, for even now comes a shadow- and murmurs and whispers fill the air.  

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